Wonder Woman
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cougaTRON
All you need to know about love and life is in the eyes of a cougar.
Feb 20
Nov 30
From HRO, they done brought in the Coug artillery for a lolz
Nov 26
Suzanne Somers, the only reason ANYONE has ever been jealous of Patrick Duffy.
Nov 25
Just know there is a whole lot of science that goes into the CCEI (Crazy Cougar Eye Index).
A loose equation used to quantify this important statistic:
Angle and shape of cougar’s eye x desperation x chardonnay (bottles drunk in 4 hour period) = CCEI
Carol Alt doesnt want to be called a cougar.
Fine Carol, we’ll just start calling bicycles “rootamangs” and skinny jeans “clam jumpers”
Anything for you Carol, we’ll just stop using completely appropriate words to describe middle aged women who sustain themselves on the sweet nectar of boys in their 20’s. For YOU.
Nov 24
From Raquel Welch’s line of officially endorsed wigs.
Given the most honest title in all history, The Chardonnay has multiple configurations for versatile cougaring.
I prefer my bars dimly lit.
I’ve had the same diaphragm in since 1972, it’s made out of bakelite.
Prime hunting grounds for the North American Cougar.
Expect Raquel Welch to be a fixture on the Cougatron.
Quick facts on this vintage lady gleaned from her Wikipedia:
- She became a weather forecaster at KFMB, a local San Diego television station.
- Welch’s first featured role came in the beach film A Swingin’ Summer
- She was the last star created under the studio system.
- Welch’s most controversial role by far came in the notorious Myra Breckinridge with Mae West. She took the part as the film’s transsexual heroine
- Playboy called her the “Most Desired Woman” of the 1970s
